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Why Alignment Is So Important   (7 comments) ♥
Monday November 16, 2009 09:07 PM
Ladies, I have a question for you. Have you ever tried to look at the bottom of your foot while going pee? And after doing it you realized what a really, REALLY, BAD IDEA that is? And you thought to yourself... WHOA I learned my lesson! I'll NEVER do THAT again!

But then, only a few days later, you were in a real big hurry to go somewhere, but you had to change your clothes first, and you had to go pee really bad too? So you thought you'd save some time by doing both at the same time. You sat down, started to go, and when you lifted up your foot to pull off your sock, you were suddenly, and rudely, reminded of that time you tried to look at the bottom of your foot? You also realized you aren't so great at learning lessons the first time around. Not only that but you ended up having to change your clothes TWICE because of it. Thus making yourself even later, with a HORRIBLE (but embarrassingly funny) explanation as to WHY you showed up so late?

You haven't? Oh well in that case, um, yeah.... me neither.


Comments

 
1.

Yeah so, the other night I was at a buddies, eating hot wings, drinking beer out in the garage and had to pee, so went behind the shed and didn't want to touch the lil fella, with hot sauce on my hands, so I pulled pants down like a 3 year old and peed, lifting my arms to remove my short from the line of fire, but apparently I didn;t lift my arms high enough!!!!!!!!

Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 09:20 AM
by: Josh


2.

Right up there with dreading unexpected sneezes and coughs...... sometimes the legs just don't cross fast enough. ooops.

Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 10:59 AM
by: Beth


3.

~lol~ yes, i've learned that lesson the hard way!

Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 11:24 AM
by: MamaSkates
website: http://skatesfamily.blogspot.com/


4.

Josh ~
I heard from my friend Andy, that if you men get distracted while peeing, like you start looking off to the right at something, you'll have aiming issues. LOL

Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 02:38 PM
by: Jennifer Suarez
website: http://www.JenniferSuarez.com


5.

so true Jen, so True!!! LOL

Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009 at 04:33 PM
by: josh


6.

*snort*

Posted Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 07:12 AM
by: sheila
website: http://www.maviefolle.com


7.

I haven't tried that - thanks for the warning. :)

Posted Wednesday November 18, 2009 at 03:00 PM
by: Joy


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